Britney Spears made a guest appearance on Letterman last night to read the Top Ten Ways the Country Would Be Different if Britney Spears Were President. It was a pre-taped appearance and she did it in a bikini. You know just because...
And the reason's are...
10. I’d be the first president to wear eye shadow since Nixon.
9. We would only invade fun places like Cabo.
8. Free pie for everybody.
7. My situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas.
6. I’d lure Osama out of hiding with the irresistible scent of my new fragrance “Circus Fantasy.”
5. Every presidential news conference would feature costume changes.
4. America might have a more coherent fiscal strategy.
3. Challenge U.S. to put nightclub on the moon by the end of the decade.
2. Three words: Vice President Diddy
1. Finally the media would pay some attention to me.
1 comment:
LMAO....Free pie for everybody. A shot at her pics I take it.
Classic.
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